Joke of the week

We had to have the garage door repaired. 

The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the  opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a  1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.

He said, 'NO, it's  not..' Four is larger than two.'         

We  haven't used Sears repair since.

Disclaimer, this is not a true story by me, this a joke passed around

DD